To all the Ladies in My life:

I have lived in the desert for a long time now yet I still survive and have enough to drink and dont get burned by the sun. Living in this desert, I often have hallucinations and illusions of men. I see them in the distance or sometimes standing right in front of me. They look good. Sometimes they talk, sometimes they just look really good. Usually they disappear and my good senses return and I can continue the journey. Punishing heat in the daytime and numbing cold at night. Such extremes offer me little balance in my solitude. But somehow I get through.

But every year around this time, this little flying fat man with wings and a bow and arrow shows up interrupting my solitude. That little bastard! But this year, I reached up in the air and grabbed his chubby ass and shook him so hard that his bow snapped in two and his arrow plummeted to the ground. He looked heart-broken so I took a sip from his "love potion" that would supposedly quench my thirst and I spat it right back in his swollen face. Revenge feels oh so good! Now girls - I just wanted to open your Valentine's Day with some cheer! I hope it worked! Seriously thank you all for being my boyfriend over the years - listening to me whine, talking sense into me and just keeping me happy and loving me.

Much love to the ladies I love and may your hearts be full no matter what!